The captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign SIT YO ASS DOWN.
No, but I play one on TV
Training hard
Sometimes I work in a lab.
Randy Jackson fist bumped me as I was carted around like this…
Saving lives, just another days work.
Congratulations me! You is so smart. I so proud you so smart.
What’s that guy think he’s looking at? Oh yeah, just a really really badass Navy Lieutenant. He should be saluting me, but it’s fine.
Here’s proof. Take that Paxton!
Today I got paid to beat the high score on the Pacman at Riverfront stages (it only took me one try, yeah I’m pretty good no big deal)
Forgot about this one. Sadly, this is where I was on my birthday this year. Luckily, it wasn’t real.
